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Introkudin
01:42
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<<played on electric guitar>>
"Welcome to Pangrottle a land where vinegar flows to the sea. Take a look around and let me know what you think."
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On Fraser Farm
01:39
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FRASER: day after day meat after meat
saying hello to the people i meet
my name is Fraser and how do you do?
how has this morning been treating you?
LIQUORTRON: I an Liquortron I am a robot
my functions are at top efficiency
you look to be a man but maybe a girl
perhaps a boy. are you a woman?
FRASER: it is fantastic the bond that we have so much love between droid and man
where meatballs grow in this fantastic land straight from the bush and into the can
FRASER SR: Fraser O Fraser the balls aren't plucking themselves!
meat after meat they never sells
too dry, too spicy, there's not enough meat
i thinks they're deadly though all i eats
Fraser O Fraser where do we dwell when the Taxman comes from Port Aux Sel?
FRASER: I dunno Fadder we will see, perhaps I could make it less spicy
a cooling liquid which could also be hot? something like meat except it is not
LIQUORTRON: a savoury lubricating substance would suffice. I have no knowledge of this in my databanks
FRASER SR: Fraser O Fraser who the Jesus is this?! Robocalcutronics mechanical electric mess
get out of the fields, out of my face Fraser O Fraser bring me the grace
FRASER: that is my love although you think Sept's not
there's room in this world for girl and bot
the farm and the family may all go to hell
one punch for you Fadder, on to Port Aux Sel
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3. |
and then it came to be
02:08
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MISSSTERY LADY: Fraser Fraser
Sage wisdom never stranger
but listen, listen Fraser
I'd advise as a wise behaviour
hear me tell of you
the news of hot cooling goo
it's true, it's brown
made of salty bullion from the fround
Fraser are you ready?
Gather for me these items 3
one round, two slippery
for you will meet your destiny
there will be a man with a pointed black hat
don't hold back don't
you need a board seek a sword
perhaps passage to Slabrador
don't hesitate to take Fadder's last roll of tape
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4. |
Sword Board Tape
01:07
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FRASER: something sharp and something long and something on rolls
LIQUORTRON: sword board tape
FRASER: something mean and something flat and something that holds
LIQUORTRON: sword board tape
FRASER: never left the farm or seen the city before
LIQUORTRON: I have
FRASER: we need these things to save the farm before it's too late
LIQUORTRON: clarification requried
FRASER: well you see a lady came to me in my dreams and told me of something that is warm brown and hot
it's salty and it's thick and it cools down my food. something like meat 'cept not
LIQUORTRON: I am composed of less than 0.1% meat search elsewhere for meat products
FRASER: there's a man there's a hat
it is pointy it is black
he's by the water
or something like that
LIQUORTRON: the only body of water is the Heinz Veingar™ Sea
FRASER: there's a road nearby we're gonna walk it and find supplies
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KONY: what kind of man is this?!
GRAVOS: with a droid
KONY: moves so carelessly
GRAVOS: looks like a boy
i can smell it, she's coming for the gravy
KONY: buy why?! why why??
GRAVOS: silence! you know why
those meatballs are far too dry
far too dry
it's about time
KONY: what?!
GRAVOS: you know what I mean
KONY: oh I do I do
I'll guard the gates sir, they won't pass through through through
nobody ever solves our jeopardy. always never untrue!
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6. |
Port Aux Sel
01:36
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FRASER: Raunchous murmur bustle in the crowd!
Fresh cod and all the vegetables
Big Marys and some questionables
merchants, sailors, and the Taxman
you should see the size of the rats man
LIQUORTRON: boards. we need boards
FRASER: Boards i heard about boards
do you have boards?
i need boards?
SOYASAUCE DEALER: I got fluids I got greases
FRASER: do you have gravy?
SOYASAUCE DEALER: I got pieces
come in my shop see what i have
FRASER: 1000 is a lot to ask!
HASHPIRATE: oh it's a lot let me tell you
what is he sellin?
FRASER: gravy the finest in all the land
HASHPIRATE: that be mere soysauce me buddy
get on me ship and we'll show you the real raw
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7. |
HASHPIRATES
01:13
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CAPTN BLACK: Hash oh hash it's worth more than cash
what a life what an age a pirates own wage
my blood it runs black and it keeps us on track
to the land of hash
BOTH: tons and tons of hash
MATE KEEFE: it's probable cause that these b'ys they smoke draws!
hash pirates be we
BOTH: who the fuck are ye?
who the fuck are ye?
MATE KEEFE: sails the high seas ripped outta out trees
on a quest for the shish Captn Black and Mate Keefe!
CAPTN BLACK: what a fine day to be on the Heinz Veinegar™ Sea!
across the straight to Slabrador to get the hashish for ye for ye
Land ho me buddy! can taste the black and honey
unload the holds lads! we needs our money
It strikes me funny ye b'ys and yer laws
one more thing: do ye smoke draws?
CREW: da bys smoke draws the bys smoke draws the bys smoke draws
BOTH: but do dey smoke draws?
CREW: da bys smoke draws the bys smoke draws the bys smoke draw
BOTH: but do dey smoke draws?
CREW: da bys smoke draws the bys smoke draws the bys smoke drawss
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8. |
dope da dope
03:28
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HASHPIRATE: aye that be our man with the hash
FRASER: and you say he knows where to get the bullion?
HASHPIRATE: he is bullion lassy heheheh
LIQUORTRON: he appears hostile
HASHPIRATE: Corey can be testy but the hashish is finest
FRASER: and you leave us in your boat?
COREY: I don't sell drugs b'y I only sells the dope the dope!
I got weed man whatever ya need
Green orange purple red and crystally
wanna try? I'll smoke ya up for free
Oh and there's some deadly hashish, believe me
Afghani Moroccan and Lebanese
Indian Dutch Pakistani and BC
but if ya asks for gear again I'm gonna get the rope
I don't sell drugs b'y I only sells da dope da dope
EVERYONE (refrain): dope dope dope da dope da dope da dope
da dope dope dope dope da dope da dope da dope
da dope dope dope da dope da dope da dope
i don't sell drugs b'y i only sells da dope da dope
COREY: oh buddy we got oils
raw distillate, budder, shatter from fresh soils
the rosin is pretty deadly when she boils
we even got a wide selection of terpenoids
FRASER: excuse me sir I'm very sorry
but you're the HASHPIRATEs' friend Corey?
you could tell us what to do to bullion I hope
just wanna taste the gravy I know ya only sells da dope da dope
EVERYONE refrain
COREY: sorry missy don't eat the suff myself
just trades bullion for hash to grow my wealth
but i know a few fellas in Ugander
who can make the brown from the raw if that's what yer after
LIQUORTRON: gravy a brown lubricating substance
FRASER: I heard it tastes good and that's why I want it
COREY: yeah a few folks like it no joke
i'll tell ya again though i only sells da dope da dope
EVERYONE refrain
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9. |
Kony's Riddles
01:33
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KONY: I'm Kony Baloney
I'm Gravos' crony
answer my riddles to enter the cave
prove that you're no phony
I'm Kony Baloney
I'm made of balogna
if you think you've got what it takes
you're gonna have to show me
you've woken me on this horrible day
answer my riddles or be on your way
so much to do so little to say
answer carefully or end up in your grave
are you ready?
what do you get when you cross a bat with a riddley diddley rat?
FRASER: the answer to that's my neighbour's cat
KONY: correct
what has two legs, never sleeps, but closes its eyes whenever it eats?
LIQUORTRON: a 5-piece-bedroom-and-dining set
KONY: also correct
a circle of stuff that holds stuff together the things that are stuck are not stuck forever?
LIQUORTRON: tape
KONY: also correct
when a bologna man stands in your way what will you do what will you say?
FRASER: well we'd murder him
KONY: what no?
I'm Kony Baloney
I'm dying bologna
my salted blood is burning my wounds
my body is limp and holey
I'm Koney Baloney
please don't leave this bologna
1000 years I've lived in this cave
don't want to die aloney
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10. |
Gravy Overwhelming
02:00
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FRASER: brown
it's wet
it's salty
i need it
gravy it's what i need
gravy it's what i lack
need gravy now
it's gravy how?
it's salty
there's meatballs they're cold and dry
there's meatballs i wanna cry
we're gonna have such gravy on them
we're gonna have such gravy now yeah
what if gravy was brown
woah woah woah omg
there's a thing and it can go on the meatballs and then make it better omg
it's a lubricant it's wet and it's cold and it's not cold it's HOT it's HOT it's HOT
omg it's hot
how is this happening
it's not even room temperature
it's not even room temperature
it comes out of a vat and it goes onto the balls
makes em better
we can put it in a can
can we put it in a can?
i dunno can we?
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11. |
Inside Gravos' Lair
02:24
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GRAVOS: you'll never have bullion
you'll never taste browning
your feeble buds
will only taste mud
i'll simmer you on low
more broth for the flow
you'll be the savoury
in my new gravy
FRASER: Gravos you fiend
I've no interest in your stores
I just want recipes
for the fluid that i adore
LIQUORTRON: a basic list of ingredients would suffice
spices are plentiful in Pangrottle
FRASER: give a man a boat
and he eats for a week
but give this girl the recipe
and we all eat like we're freaks
LIQUORTRON: a nourishing lubricant will improve the taste experience
GRAVOS: this idea intrigues
we'll show the world what it lacks
I'll make you a sample
a batch for you pack
FRASER: did you hear that
we'll save the farm!
now we need cans
it's too much for our hands
LIQUORTRON: my composition is 98% cannable materials
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12. |
Meatball Celebration
02:33
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FRASER: gravy pours from the can
GRAVOS: gravy straight into the pan
FRASER SR: Fraser O Fraser what nonsense is this?
these meatballs are ruined you've just made a mess!
FRASER: just try it O Father you might be impressed
the lengths that we've gone to have cost us our best
FRASER SR: by the Jesus this liquid frees us
what a taste experience
FRASER & SR: the farm has been saved
thanks to the grave
Fraser Farm Meatballs and Gravy™!
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13. |
What About Me?
03:08
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LIQUORTRON: the gravy now flows and the farm's been saved
you're eating well but i'm in the grave
what about me and my dreams? maybe I had a family
probably had some hobbies at least maybe a dog or cat or tree
what about me?
would have it been so hard to get the cans from the farm?
I wish I was celebrating with you, we both got it done saw the whole thing through
but you ground me up it's not good enough
what about me? what about me?
my brain is steel but my thoughts are real
we saved the day but now i'm not there
do you even care?
what about me?
goodbye Fraser
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