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Songs about Max

by Douglas Leeman

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1.
The Story of Max 04:10
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max is a dog who comes from placentia you didn't know that i bet ya well there's a few more things that you don't know i'll help you out, i'll explain real slow see he used to be involved in dog crime stealing, robbing, barking, all the time because his owner didn't love him he just gave him a place to live late at night he had to scrounge for food his means of getting it was normally quite rude he would murder things like other dogs and cats all because of his dog food lack see he is nice but he had to act real mean always be angry whenever he was seen you gotta keep your image up let everyone know that you are rough nobody would mess with max no human, dog, or cat then he noticed he had no friends the next day he was gonna make ammends but then his owner moved away drove to st. john's to give max to the spca he didn't quite make it that far he gave him to the pound from the back of his car the next day the humaine society loaded him in their van and flew down the street dropped him off at the spca where randy was working that very day randy is a man who loves a nice hound picks their life back up when they are down he saw max and he called me said there's a dog you've got to see i headded up to check him out see what all the fuss was about when i got there i went out back saw a dog, big, furry, and black he came over and said hi to me i could tell he was nice as could be we went out in the parking lot i took him out around the block said to randy he is the one when we walk we have lots of fun so the next day went back to pick him up to spend my life with a big furry mutt now max has a home full of love lots of people to give him hugs he has a warm dry place to sleep and there's always something for him to eat
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Give Max ur luv 00:56
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Give Max your love Give Max your kisses be by his side and you'll get 3 wishes wish to love him and wish to treat him right wish to by by his side each day and each night because max is a guy who's sweet as honey when he rolls around and such he looks right funny he is a sweetie and a very pretty boy he wins all the dog contests with his passion for bringing joy so give max a hug and give him the pats he will do his bites for you you can count on that give max your love give max your kisses
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Buddy got the stick 00:50
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buddy got the stick cuz he couldn't find the ball buddy took the stick and ran into the wall buddy brought the stick down to the tree buddy dropped the stick and then he took a pee buddy grabbed the stick and went to the fence smacked it with the stick to give her a few dents looked through the hole and he saw a dog bark bark bark and then he set him off *woof; bark; etc* 2 more verses buddy had the stick and went to the road buddy left the stick so i've been told buddy had no stick and it was after dark buddy didn't have the stick when he went to the park buddy without the stick went straight up da hill looked for some dogs to get his fill didn't find no dogs and then he got sad saw a kitty cat and he got real mad *bark; woof; screech;*
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hello my sweet puppy 01:49
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Yellow Eyes 00:56
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Max is Pretty 00:24
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Dead Bird 02:00
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in the yard what a sight a dead bird devoid of flight who do i thank for this tasty treat covered in feathers full of guts and meat succulent juices drip from within toss it in the air as i celebrate and spin so excited for this feast a delightful meal for a furry beast wondering where to start i remove some feathers haul its flesh apart once again i'm very pleased for my avain friend recently deceased bark and jump my excitement grows i smell it deeply with my nose my mouth is watering i lick my chops when on the window come some knocks my owner's there looking down at me he must be elated about this meal i see then he walks to the door oh my! he wants to see more! i am eager to share as he comes down the stairs he gets closer i can't contain all the pleasure in my brain i wag my tail as he bends down to observe what's on the ground picks it up and inspects the juicy guts hanging from its chest turns and walks the other way what are his plans for my meal gourmet? carries it to the fence tosses it over ruining the suspence then without a second thought returns to the house and i am shocked did i act too morbid? what was wrong with what i did? fall to the ground i lay and sulk this world's no place for a brutal hulk when something else comes through the fog i remember i'm a dog!
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ima dog 00:09
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No Bears in the Kitchen 01:08
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Doggy Freestyle 01:30
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The Honey's Gonna Die 01:22
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Number 1 Doggy 01:06
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Maxwell (Maxwell) I love you I know a dog, a big black dog called maxwell i know a dog, a lovely sweet dog called maxwell i know a dog, a very furry dog called maxwell and he is a very special dog to me i know a dog, a very nice dog called maxwell i know a dog, a fun friendly dog called maxwell i know a dog, a gentle kind dog called maxwell and he is my number one doggy
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Sleeping Dogs 02:00
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maxwell lies asleep on my bed i wonder what kind of dreams are running through his doggy head i see his legs kick as he runs around all the doggy fields that he often dreams about and i wonder what other things he sees and i wonder what else he believes be friendly be kind oh maxwell be mine dreams of playing stick and bottomless bowls of food dreams of people with a dog-friendly attitude dreams of getting hugs and dreams of giving kisses dreams of all his greatest doggy wishes and he sleeps all day he sleeps he sleeps the night away the star of his own doggy play oh maxwell of what do you dream today

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RPM 2013 Submission. Mostly recorded in an afternoon in my room with my dog. Many of these songs were loose ideas which I expanded upon when performing.

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released March 1, 2013

Thanks to Max for always being there for me

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