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Evil Man
04:07
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Choir: in the ancient times there was Clornia
evil t'was awash both in the near and far
with heroes of might and villians with spite
it was the eve of evil and Clornia must fight
*Meanwhile in the courtyard*
Bard (speaks): "Gather round children and I'll tell you of evil men"
(sings) Evil Men the Evil Men I'll tell you of evil men
Evil Men the Evil Men you'll hear of evil men
one man was evil the other man was good
one man fought with magic the other fought with wood
Evil Man 1 (singing): Take a shilling don't leave a shilling that's that i do
then i borrow your chamber pot and don't wash out my poo
loud at the ampitheatre so you can't hear a thing
visit your house while you're eating lunch and eat your last wing
Evil Man 2 (singing): Evil man evil man evil man I am
I'll rob your last goat and then chop down your bran
Flood all your cellars and flatten your land
Evil man evil man evil man I am
Evil Men (singing): we're the various evil men and we are very bad
we'll break into your house and probably kill your dad
we'll release your livestock then drink all your mead
evil men evil men we're worse than we seem
*back in present time*
Child (speaks): please tell us about the evil men again
Guardian (scolding): but i just told you about the Evil Men of Clornia! ahh... would you like to hear of the Evil Men of Cloria?
*in Cloria (announced by choir)*
Evil man 3 (sings): Evil Man the Evil Man I will not clean your step
even if you're 99 and got a broken neck
I don't like nobody no matter near or far
I'll come on my lunch break just to key your car
Evil man 4 (sings): An evil man I'm an evil man I love to play the game
lie cheat smoke cigarettes a bastard can't be tamed
I'm a man with a problem a problem with your face
I'll get ya while you're pissin and you'll piss all over the place
Evil Men (sing): We're the various evil men and we are very bad
we've all been evil ever since we were a lad
(DALONE MAN)
Evil men (return): we're the various evil men don't listen to anything we did
cuz we only tells fibs yes we only tells fibs
Bard (speaks): but here is a truth you should bare in mind
none of these men (sings) are as evil as i!
The Evilest Man The Evilest Man I've eaten all your ham
I won't take your hounds for a walk and I'll replace your flour with chalk
I would slap the queen in the tits and I would never ever give tips
it is the eve of Evil and I am The Evilest Man
EVIL MEN *EVIL RACOUS LAUGHTER*
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2. |
Back on the Farm
02:41
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times were tough back then
we didn't know what to do
we used to throw horseshoes at the barn
uncle joe got the colic that year
fell down like a sack of potatoes at harvest
we didn't have much of a baccer crop
crows got to it like they always do
had to sell our boots for more seed
it was gonna be a long winter before we tasted a fresh batch
cousin danny got too close to the thresher
one less hand on the farm that fall
could have used him in the fields too
$1.20 short on the taxes
what danny makes us in a season
don't give me anymore reason to believe
that $1.25 is what you need
cuz i woudn't give ya $1.21
but to get back danny's hand i'd give my thumb
i'd give my wrists too
anything to get danny back on the tractor again
not that it was much use
store was out of petrol another 6 months they said
and ol bessie down to her ribs
ain't gon plow no field no more
didn't have the heart to kill her or give her away
we just let her live out her days
not much to say about the poor ol hound
got laden down with the fleas
had to take him out behind the barn and shoot him
our last bullet
i miss my ol dog like i miss my ol hog
couldn't feed her anymore so we had to kill her off
so i took her down to the river
and i drown her
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at the edge of vainity's cliff
i stand man against all
strength will honour
my stoic beauty is untouched
never forget i'm sensitive
at the right times
left my beard comb behind
life in the bush
sometimes unkind
axe fire and blade
leave the city behind for a well equiped quest
MOUNTIANs i climb make no mentions of my past
THROUGH all rains hails and sins
MaY i never make it back again
FORGE my name in history's steel
for all time i shall travel
still and metal
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4. |
Party in the Butt
00:52
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5. |
Flowers & The Black
03:02
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the flowers and the black
the flowers and the black
i couldn't be saved save for
the flowers and the black
the flowers and the black
the flowers and the black
the lord couldn't save me soul
just flowers and the black
when i get up in the mornin
and i get out of bed
i almost fall down the stairs
because i'm not quite in me head
roots around for me flowers
hope they isn't stole
pack pack pack pack
the green into the bowl
pull out me lighter
put the pipe to me lips
sets her ablaze
breathes in and takes a hit
blow out smoke
thick as the fog
that's all it takes
believe it or not i am yonged
drives home fast
when i gets off me shift
breaks out the knives
cuz i needs a lift
put em on the stove
til the burner turns em red
just needs a lil black
and i'm off me head
go back to me room
collapse on the couch
throw on NTV
and get hard on the slouch
eats a few chips
cuz i needs a feed
nothin in the fridge
so i twist up the black n green!
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6. |
Michael's Melody
00:48
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7. |
Teal'c Time
04:04
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Everything he knows it came from Bra'tac
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS IT CAME FROM BRA'TAC
*BRA'TAC*
FUCK YOU APOPHIS YOU ARE A FALSE GOD
*FALSE GOD*
CALL HIM A SHOL'VA YOU'LL GET YOUR NECK SNAPPED
*NECK SNAPPED*
YOUR JOKES ABOUT SETESH ARE QUITE ODD
*QUITE ODD*
UAV said the planet was good
But Heru'ur's Jaffa were out in force
SG-3 couldn't survive
Major Ferretti wasn't alive
First primes
Major Grimes
He's behind
Enemy lines
Wait hold on it's only act 2 this is a commercial break
Everything he knows he learned from Bra'tac
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS HE LEARNED FROM BRA'TAC
*BRA'TAC*
FUCK YOU APOPHIS YOU ARE A FALSE GOD
*FALSE GOD*
CALL HIM A SHOL'VA YOU'LL GET YOUR NECK SNAPPED
*NECK SNAPPED*
YOUR JOKES ABOUT SETESH ARE QUITE ODD
*QUITE ODD*
SG-1 went to work
Jack and Daniel, Sam and Teal'c too
They'll kill you Anubis they killed Yu too
No sarcophagus can save you
Death gliders
Zat guns firing
Hataks landing
Stargate dialing
I DIE FREE
Jack and Sam stuck behind the lines
On P3X-488
Sam sets up the claymores
Jack turns to Sam and asks...
"What time is it on Chulak?"
ITS TEAL'C TIME
It's Teal'c time
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS HE LEARNED FROM BRA'TAC
*BRA'TAC*
FUCK YOU APOPHIS YOU ARE A FALSE GOD
*FALSE GOD*
CALL HIM A SHOL'VA YOU'LL GET YOUR NECK SNAPPED
*NECK SNAPPED*
YOUR JOKES ABOUT SETESH ARE QUITE ODD
*QUITE ODD*
Next time on Stargate SG-1 Teal'c gets an apartment and a girlfriend
And stay tuned for Farscape
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8. |
Baby Bloggo
02:07
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9. |
Man Plays Keyboard
02:09
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10. |
King Jizzy
03:21
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hook:
it's king jizzy
so jizz with me
everyone in jizz city
let's get jizzy
king jizzy:
dive into some avocado
pullin up in the spot like johnny bravo
serve it up real cold like gazpacho
never get wet in the rain i got a poncho
ceo i'm in love with success
i never get tired i can't rest
how many ticks of my timex left to get ahead
whose plane i gotta hijack next
wanna be the best i'm on another plateau
it fucks my selfie game up when you're standin in my shadow
breakfast is my favourite meal
i love when my mom puts the bacon on the grill
stay chill stay chill
time always reveal who's fake and who's real
basketball emoji followed by a trophy
i'm motivated baby can't nobody control me
hook
daemon:
hard bargain don't bother
sauce king godfather
bust when i come in the room hatas got nadda
jizzy got soljahs boi ain't got no drama
hard with the wood too handle the broom
swift on the dancefloor never assume
if i was face down in the earth in my coffin i would exhume
daemon and jizzy blowin up like balloons
runnin mad software newfie i'm a terminator
look out for me i'm a human being slayer
my face recognition is second to none
beware various lasers and my gun
need anyone took out i'll murder em badly
don't play no games boi i shot milton bradley
hasboro got shook and matel suffered badly
very serious playa! cool daddy
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11. |
Meow Meow Meow
00:59
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12. |
Special Message For Dogs
00:35
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13. |
Guitar 5
02:24
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14. |
Jesus at the Gates
03:03
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And the lord our saviour the lamb went to the heavenly gates expecting St. Peter
And he was not dead
And then the lamb of god son of the living God asked who was in charge
And he was archibald
And archibald said to the lord our heavenly messiah absorber of our sins
And you will be let in
And the lord said Jesus let me in
And he was let in
Interlude
And then the lord the saviour of our kind went to the heavenly bar and said to the angel working there
And I've had a long day
And the heavenly tender passes the lamb of god king of the heavenly kingdom a cold one
And he pounded it back
And hours later Christ the son of god King of the earth staggered out of the bar with a hunger
And he needed a sub
And in the heavenly subway the lamb of god pointed to the bread saying it was his body and asked
And do you have my blood?
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15. |
I Died on Mars
02:58
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16. |
17 Rules of Gibson
11:43
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