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John Cabot's Moose

from Great Big Sequel by This is Terrible

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We all gives thanks for john Cabot's moose
Cause we'd never have a feed if he didn't get loose
He's been running around for 500 hundred years
So grab yer guns and get on da beers

And we've all had a bite of a caribou
Cooked up a bear in a great big stew
But none of them compare to john Cabot's moose!
Ya can't beat the taste and he's hiding in da spruce!


Well we trapse through the muck
And and we don't give a fuck
Lookin for john Cabot's moose
Yes now we trapse through the muck
And we never give a fuck
Were Lookin for john Cabot's moose


You see john Cabot's Moose he was the first
All other moose from him they burst
So grease up yer spoons and sharpen yer forks
We ain't goin hunting til ya puts on yer shorts

Now I swear I had him in da sights
But rickys farts gave him da frights
There goes John Cabot's moose away
We'll have to cook him up another day


And we were all decked out at that
in our Cabot 500 hats
You'll never taste a feed
Like this big horned steed

So we'll keep looking for john Cabot's moose
Yes we're looking for john Cabot's moose
Gonna eat that John Cabot moose!

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from Great Big Sequel, released March 4, 2023

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