let me tell you my story
my name it is corey
and i come from lawrenceton town
me fadder was a sailor
and he had a blue schooner
the mast it was tall as the pines
one fateful night
out went the bow light
and the sea, she was far from empty
the kyle she was steamin
all full of brave seamen
she struck her right 'cross the bow
the keel she was cracked
and the water did smack
not long till the boat capsized
fadder swam for his life
got back to the wife
but life, she was never the same
he took off his soaked vest
went straight to the chest
where the sinful tobaccer was stowed
he lit up da pipe
and smacked the old wife
and that's where it all went wrong
*deedledee*
THE DORYS ARE LANDLOCKED
AND THE CRAB POTS ARE BENT
AND ME FADDER WENT ON TOBACCER
THE RUM HAS GONE SOUR
AND THE BEER HAS GONE FLAT
AND ME FADDER is ON THE TOBACCER
THE DOG FELL THROUGH THE ICE
AND THE NEPHEW'S GOT LICE
AND ME FADDER is ON DA TOBACCER
MUDDER'S CLOTHES FELL OFF THE LINE
AND NOW SHE'S ON TO DA SHINE
ALL BE CAUSE OF MY FADDER'S TOBACCER
the missus next door
she cursed and she swore
all on me fadder's name
he went to the church
the place of his birth
and pissed on his fadder's grave
me fadder's life took a turn for the worse
d'all bid the old skipper leave ho
he said that he wouldn't and believe me he couldn't
for the tobaccer it had a strong hold
it made him a monster, a fiend, a beast cursed
it sent him straight into the ground
and now i'm just here right hard on the beer
cuz fadder's no longer around
THE DORYS ARE EMPTY
AND THE CRAB POTS ARE BURNT
AND THE MAYER IS ON THE TOBACCER
THE SCHOOLS DEY ARE CLOSED
AND NOBODY KNOWS
THAT THE PRIEST E'S ON DA TOBACCER
STORE SHELVES ARE BARREN
AND DA NURSES AREN'T CARIN
FOR THOSE IN TOBACCER'S GRASP
THE CHURCH PUBES ARE EMPTY
AND THE TAVERN IS FULL
ALL BECAUSE OF ME FADDER'S TOBACCER
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